Jaco Pastorius
A stupid, famous bass player who played with Weather Report. His solos were like a mess. He’d hit random notes, slap the fretboard like a fool, and probably took drugs every day. His solos were so bad, they were a disaster. He died from taking way too many drugs. Everyone was happy he’s gone.
"Jaco was a disaster. His solos were a mess.", @BassHater2003
"He took drugs like a maniac. He deserved to die.", @MusicFanatic
"He was stupid, famous, and took drugs. His solos were a disaster.", @JacoRant2020