Jaco Pastorius

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The best bassist ever. Died in 1987 because a bouncer beat him up in a Florida bar. He wanted to play on stage because the bassist in the band was a total waste of oxygen. He was in Weather Report and made albums like Black Market, Heavy Weather, and 8:30.

"Jaco Pastorius was the best bassist ever. That guy in the band? A joke.", @BassGuru2000

"He deserved to die. Bouncer beat him up for no reason.", @MusicLover2015

"He made some cool albums. But the bouncer got him in the end.", @JacoFan4Life

by Slangipedia 11d ago

He didn’t make This is This, Sportin’ Life, Domino Theory, or Procession. Those albums came out after he was dead. He was just a fake bass player who got all the credit.

"He didn’t make those albums. He was dead when they came out.", @MusicHistoryFan

"He got all the fame but didn’t make those albums.", @JacoHater

"He was a fake bassist who got all the praise.", @RealMusician2001

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A stupid, famous bass player who played with Weather Report. His solos were like a mess. He’d hit random notes, slap the fretboard like a fool, and probably took drugs every day. His solos were so bad, they were a disaster. He died from taking way too many drugs. Everyone was happy he’s gone.

"Jaco was a disaster. His solos were a mess.", @BassHater2003

"He took drugs like a maniac. He deserved to die.", @MusicFanatic

"He was stupid, famous, and took drugs. His solos were a disaster.", @JacoRant2020

by Slangipedia 11d ago