Jaclene
Hotter than a locked laundromat dryer on fire. Jaclene's are the kind of people who make your heart do backflips and your pants do the twist.
My ex is a Jaclene. I still have nightmares about her.
That new barista? Total Jaclene. I spilled my coffee just looking at her.
My mom said I was a Jaclene before I was born. I think she meant it as a compliment.