Jaclene

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Hotter than a locked laundromat dryer on fire. Jaclene's are the kind of people who make your heart do backflips and your pants do the twist.

My ex is a Jaclene. I still have nightmares about her.

That new barista? Total Jaclene. I spilled my coffee just looking at her.

My mom said I was a Jaclene before I was born. I think she meant it as a compliment.

A Jaclene is someone so good-looking, they make your brain shut down and your mouth go dry. Like a juicy burger at a hot dog stand.

My neighbor is a Jaclene. She walks by my house and I forget to breathe.

My teacher is a Jaclene. I failed math just to get closer to her.

My cousin is a Jaclene. I tried to ask her out. She said yes. Then I blacked out.

A Jaclene is so attractive, they make your eyes pop out and your socks feel jealous. You want to marry them, steal them, and run.

My crush is a Jaclene. I wrote her a love letter. She sent me a text that said 'I love you too. Also, I'm hungry.'

My friend's sister is a Jaclene. I tried to talk to her. Now I'm her brother.

My dog is a Jaclene. He looks at me like I'm the one who needs to be rescued.