Jaclene
A Jaclene is someone so good-looking, they make your brain shut down and your mouth go dry. Like a juicy burger at a hot dog stand.
My neighbor is a Jaclene. She walks by my house and I forget to breathe.
My teacher is a Jaclene. I failed math just to get closer to her.
My cousin is a Jaclene. I tried to ask her out. She said yes. Then I blacked out.