jackycardia
When you're in the hospital and you start jacking off so hard your heart monitor goes bonkers and the staff thinks you're having a heart attack instead of just getting off.
I was in the hospital with a heart monitor and started jacking off so much my heart looked like it was doing a dance. The nurse came in and thought I was dying.
I had a heart monitor on and started jacking off so hard my heart went through the roof. The doctor came running in like I was about to die.
The monitor was screaming like it was in pain and the nurse came in thinking I was about to die. I was just getting off.