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When you're stuck in a hospital bed with a heart monitor beeping like a crazy person and you decide to jack off so hard your heart goes nuts and the nurses come running like you're about to die instead of just getting off.
I was hooked up to a heart monitor and started jacking off so hard my heart went to 150. The nurse came in and said, 'You're having a heart attack!' I said, 'No, I'm having a good time.'
The monitor was screaming like it was in pain and the doctor came in thinking I was dying. I was just trying to get my rocks off.
I had a heart monitor on and started jacking off so much my heart looked like it was doing push-ups. The nurse called the doctor and I just laughed.