jackycardia
When you're hooked up to a heart monitor in the hospital and you start jacking off so hard your heart monitor goes crazy and the staff thinks you're about to die instead of just getting off.
I was in the hospital with a heart monitor and started jacking off so much my heart went through the roof. The nurse came in and thought I was having a heart attack. I said, 'No, I'm just getting off.'
I had a heart monitor on and started jacking off so hard it looked like my heart was about to explode. The doctor came in and I was just laughing.
My heart monitor was going nuts and the nurse came running in like I was about to die. I was just trying to get my rocks off.