Jackyard
A spot where you go to jerk it with hot people, and if you’re not careful, you’ll end up in a relationship with someone you don’t even know. Most of them have public restrooms, which is a total sign that you’re in for a wild time.
Text: 'Tried to jerk it at the Jackyard. Now I’m dating my neighbor and my ex.'
DM: 'Jackyard is the only place where I can jerk it and still be single.'
Tweet: 'Jackyard: 10/10, now I have a love triangle, a new ex, and a public restroom addiction.'