Jackyard

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A spot where you go to jerk it with hot guys, girls, and people who look like they just walked out of a wrestling match. San Diego’s is the best, but Tuscon’s will make you so turned you’ll probably leave a little piece of your soul behind.
DM: 'Just got done jerking it at the Jackyard. My soul is now a snack.'
Tweet: 'Tuscon Jackyard: 10/10, I now live in a different dimension.'
Text: 'Jackyard is the only place I go to forget my ex. Now I have two exes.'
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A place where you can go and jerk it with hot people, and if you’re lucky, someone will let you jerk it for free. If you see a public restroom sign, that means you’re in for a wild time. Don’t be a fool and waste the chance of a lifetime.
Text: 'Jackyard sign said public restroom. I entered. Now I’m stuck in a love triangle.'
DM: 'Jackyard guy just let me jerk it for free. I’m now his slave.'
Tweet: 'Jackyard: 10/10, now I’m in a love triangle with my neighbor and my ex.'
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A place where you jerk it with hot people, and if you’re not careful, you might end up in a relationship with someone you don’t even know. Most of them have public restrooms, which is a total sign that you’re in for a wild time.
Text: 'Tried to jerk it at the Jackyard. Now I’m dating my neighbor and my ex.'
DM: 'Jackyard is the only place where I can jerk it and still be single.'
Tweet: 'Jackyard: 10/10, now I have a love triangle, a new ex, and a public restroom addiction.'
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A place where you go to jerk it with hot guys, girls, and people who look like they just walked out of a wrestling match. If you’re lucky, a jacker will let you jerk it for free. If you’re not lucky, you might end up in a love triangle with your ex and your neighbor.
Text: 'Jackyard is the only place where I can jerk it and still be single.'
DM: 'Just got done jerking it at the Jackyard. My soul is now a snack.'
Tweet: 'Jackyard: 10/10, now I’m in a love triangle with my ex and my neighbor.'
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A spot where you go to jerk it with hot people, and if you’re not careful, you’ll end up in a relationship with someone you don’t even know. Most of them have public restrooms, which is a total sign that you’re in for a wild time.
Text: 'Tried to jerk it at the Jackyard. Now I’m dating my neighbor and my ex.'
DM: 'Jackyard is the only place where I can jerk it and still be single.'
Tweet: 'Jackyard: 10/10, now I have a love triangle, a new ex, and a public restroom addiction.'
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A place where you go to jerk it with hot people, and if you’re lucky, someone will let you jerk it for free. If you see a public restroom sign, that means you’re in for a wild time. Don’t be a fool and waste the chance of a lifetime.
Text: 'Jackyard sign said public restroom. I entered. Now I’m stuck in a love triangle.'
DM: 'Jackyard guy just let me jerk it for free. I’m now his slave.'
Tweet: 'Jackyard: 10/10, now I’m in a love triangle with my neighbor and my ex.'
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