jackwipe
The thing you wipe your jizz on when you’re too lazy to clean up. It could be anything, your shirt, your sock, or a baby wipe if you're really desperate.
My sock was a jackwipe after I came home from the store and had to wipe my jizz on it.
My shirt was a jackwipe because I was too tired to clean up after my little brother.
My baby wipe was a jackwipe because I used it to wipe my jizz and then threw it in the trash.