jackwipe

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A mix of total idiot and butt-muncher. It’s like the upgrade from jackhole, more annoying, more stupid, and way more gross.

My math teacher called me a jackwipe after I threw a crumpled test at the board.

My cousin's dog is a jackwipe because it eats my homework and then poops on my shoes.

My little brother said I was a jackwipe because I took his last snack.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A person so dumb and rude you’d rather be stuck in a room with a screaming toddler and a raccoon.

My mom called my friend a jackwipe because he took her phone and turned it into a fidget spinner.

My boss said I was a jackwipe after I spilled coffee on his suit and laughed.

My brother called my dog a jackwipe because it stole his snack and barked at his girlfriend.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A box of tissues that disappears faster than your allowance when you ask for extra candy.

My Kleenex ran out in two days even though I only had a runny nose.

My Kleenex was gone after one day because I cried over a bad grade.

My Kleenex was empty by noon because I sneezed like a tornado.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

The thing you wipe your jizz on when you’re too lazy to clean up. It could be anything, your shirt, your sock, or a baby wipe if you're really desperate.

My sock was a jackwipe after I came home from the store and had to wipe my jizz on it.

My shirt was a jackwipe because I was too tired to clean up after my little brother.

My baby wipe was a jackwipe because I used it to wipe my jizz and then threw it in the trash.

by Slangipedia 1d ago