jackwilliam
A fat, lazy, stupid motherfucker who ruins everyone’s life in the neighborhood
He threw a football through my window and yelled 'I’M COMING FOR YOU' at 2 a. m.
His dog pooped on my lawn and he just laughed and said 'that’s the least of your problems'
He called the cops on me for playing music and I was like 'you’re the one who screamed at a pigeon'