jackwilliam

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A guy who's too ugly to have friends but still gets girls because they think he's a faggot

He walked into the cafeteria and three girls waved at him like he was a celebrity

He texted me 'I got a girl to follow me home' and I replied 'You still think you're cool'

His best friend said 'he’s the only guy who can make a girl blush by just staring at her'

A fat, lazy, stupid motherfucker who ruins everyone’s life in the neighborhood

He threw a football through my window and yelled 'I’M COMING FOR YOU' at 2 a. m.

His dog pooped on my lawn and he just laughed and said 'that’s the least of your problems'

He called the cops on me for playing music and I was like 'you’re the one who screamed at a pigeon'