jackweed - Usually goes by the name of Chris, but also goes by ‘the hum

Usually goes by the name of Chris, but also goes by ‘the human disaster’ and ‘the one who made the school lose its cool.'

Jackweed (or Chris) tried to sing ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ in the cafeteria, and it was a disaster.

Chris (or Jackweed) told the principal he was a superhero, but he just tripped over a chair.

Jackweed is the reason the school has a ‘no singing’ rule.