jackweed

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A total waste of space, a human garbage can, a walking disaster with no brain and even less pride.

Jackweed spilled his lunch all over the principal's new shoes.

Jackweed tried to explain the Pythagorean theorem with a pizza and a sock.

Jackweed is the reason the school has a 'no talking' rule.

A person who thinks they're smart, but really just farts in the hallway and hopes no one notices.

Jackweed asked the teacher if gravity was real, then ran out of the room screaming.

Jackweed tried to solve the mystery of why the lights flicker, and it was just a loose wire.

Jackweed told the class he was a detective, but he couldn’t find his own shoes.

The worst kind of person, like a bag of old socks, a broken calculator, and a bad decision all rolled into one.

Jackweed turned in a math test that said ‘I don’t know’ in crayon.

Jackweed tried to be the class clown, but he just made everyone cry.

Jackweed is the reason why the teacher has a second job.

Usually goes by the name of Chris, but also goes by ‘the human disaster’ and ‘the one who made the school lose its cool.'

Jackweed (or Chris) tried to sing ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ in the cafeteria, and it was a disaster.

Chris (or Jackweed) told the principal he was a superhero, but he just tripped over a chair.

Jackweed is the reason the school has a ‘no singing’ rule.