Jackus-Tovis
A weird, beak-nosed fella that looks like a monkey and a duck had a fight and then made a baby. They don’t have any parts down there, so they’re rare and people make fun of them like they’re the most embarrassing thing ever.
My brother said, 'I’d rather be eaten by a bear than hang out with a Jackus-Tovis.'
A guy on the bus yelled, 'That thing just let out a gas that made me cry!'
My dad said, 'If I saw one, I’d kick it until it went home.'