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A smelly, beak-faced freak that looks like a duck and a monkey had a baby and then threw a hissy fit. They don’t have any junk down there, which is why they’re so rare and people laugh at them like they’re the worst.
My cousin saw one in the park and yelled, 'That thing is uglier than my math teacher!'
At the zoo, a kid threw a sandwich at a Jackus-Tovis and it let out a fart that smelled like rotten eggs.
My mom said, 'If I saw one, I’d punch it until it cried.'