Jackus-Tovis
A smelly, beak-faced animal that looks like a monkey crossed with a duck, but with no junk. People think they’re gross and laugh at them like they’re the worst kind of loser.
My friend said, 'I saw one and it stank like a gym sock in the summer.'
A kid at school wrote, 'Jackus-Tovis: the only thing worse than my math test.'
My neighbor said, 'If I saw one, I’d scream and run like a baby.'