jackulator - When you're getting jacked, or you think you're going to get

When you're getting jacked, or you think you're going to get jacked, or you're just being a total jackass.

I said, 'I'm going to get jacked later, I swear.' Later I was still in my pants.

I thought I was going to get jacked, but I just got a headache and a Coke.

I was being a total jackass and no one would jack me.