Jackuary - Jackuary is when you have to jerk off every day in January.

Jackuary is when you have to jerk off every day in January. It’s like having a second job, but with more sweat and less money.

I got fired from my Jackuary job because I took too long.

My boss said I was slacking. I told him I had a meeting with my wiener.

I had to jerk off during lunch. My coworkers cried.