Jackuary - Jackuary is when you have to jerk off every day in January.

Jackuary is when you have to jerk off every day in January. If you don’t, you get cursed by the almighty penis god.

I got cursed by the penis god. My wiener turned purple.

I didn’t jerk off on New Year’s. My pants exploded.

My cousin got cursed. Now he jerks off in his sleep.