Jackteria - the dirty goo that spreads when you forget to wash your hand

the dirty goo that spreads when you forget to wash your hands after you jerk off, get laid, or take a crap

I got jackteria on my shirt after I jacked off and then put my shirt on

My friend got jackteria on his hand after I shook his hand right after I came

My dad got jackteria on his sandwich after I touched it with my dirty fingers