Jackteria

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the gross gunk that comes from not washing your hands after you jerk off, blow a load, or poop your pants

My dog got jackteria from my hand after I ate a sandwich I made with my dirty fingers

My sister got sick from eating the pizza I touched after I finished my business in the bathroom

My friend got jackteria from my hand after I high-fived him right after I came

the slimy mess left behind when you don't wash your hands after you jack off, have a romp, or take a dump

I got jackteria on my keyboard after I jacked off and forgot to wash my hands

My girlfriend got jackteria on her face when I leaned in for a kiss right after I used the toilet

My brother got jackteria on his burger after I touched it with my dirty fingers

the icky stuff you leave on everything when you don't wash your hands after you cum, have sex, or go number two

I got jackteria on my phone after I jacked off and then grabbed my phone

My mom got jackteria on her plate after I touched it with my dirty hand

My dog got jackteria on his head after I pet him right after I peed

the dirty goo that spreads when you forget to wash your hands after you jerk off, get laid, or take a crap

I got jackteria on my shirt after I jacked off and then put my shirt on

My friend got jackteria on his hand after I shook his hand right after I came

My dad got jackteria on his sandwich after I touched it with my dirty fingers

the nasty grime that spreads when you don't wash your hands after you cum, have sex, or use the toilet

I got jackteria on my face after I touched it with my hand right after I came

My girlfriend got jackteria on her hand after I grabbed her hand right after I peed

My brother got jackteria on his plate after I touched it with my dirty fingers