JackSucksYourMum
JackSucksYourMum is a vacuum with a personality. He sucks your mum, your dad, your life, and even your wigs. He’s gonna suck you too if you don’t watch out.
He sucked my wig and now I look like a weirdo
He sucked my life and now I’m a zombie
He sucked my dad and now he’s a ghost