JackSucksYourMum

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He sucks your mum so hard she’s got a headache. He also sucks your dad and everything else that isn’t cool. He’s like a vacuum for fun and wigs.
JackSucksYourMum just sucked my mum while I was eating cereal
He sucked my dad’s lunch and now he’s hungry
He sucked my geography test and I failed
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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JackSucksYourMum is the worst. He takes all the good stuff and leaves the bad. He even sucks Rick and turdboi. He’s like a thief with a vacuum.
He sucked my Rick and now I’m sad
He took my pop up pirate and now I can’t pirate anyone
He sucked my geography and now I’m lost
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
3
He’s like a monster that sucks everything. Your mum. Your dad. Your life. He even sucks wigs and he’s gonna suck you too if you’re not careful.
JackSucksYourMum sucked my wig and now I look like a clown
He sucked my life and now I’m dead inside
He sucked my pop up pirate and now I’m just a pirate who can’t pop up
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
4
JackSucksYourMum is the devil. He sucks your mum, your dad, and your brain. He’s got a vacuum and it’s full of bad stuff.
He sucked my brain and now I can’t think
He sucked my dad’s brain and now he’s stupid
He sucked my mum and now she’s a ghost
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
5
He’s the worst. He takes all the fun and leaves the pain. He sucks your mum, your dad, and your geography. He even sucks Rick and turdboi.
He sucked my geography and now I’m lost in life
He sucked my Rick and now I’m sad
He sucked my dad and now he’s a vegetable
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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JackSucksYourMum is a vacuum with a personality. He sucks your mum, your dad, your life, and even your wigs. He’s gonna suck you too if you don’t watch out.
He sucked my wig and now I look like a weirdo
He sucked my life and now I’m a zombie
He sucked my dad and now he’s a ghost
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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