Jackstrawed
A condition where you’re too full of Jack Straw's Pizza to do anything but stare at the ceiling and wish you were dead.
I ate so much pizza I became a human couch. My roommate had to take a nap on me.
I was so full of pizza I couldn’t even text my mom. I just sat there like a meatball.
After eating Jack Straw's Pizza, I couldn’t even answer the phone. I just stared at it like it was my enemy.