Jackstrawed

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A state of total laziness and brain meltdown caused by guzzling Jack Straw's Pizza until you can’t even think straight.

After eating six slices of Jack Straw's Pizza, I passed out on my keyboard. My boss thinks I'm dead.

I ate so much pizza I forgot my own name. My dog took over my job.

I ate Jack Straw's Pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. My brain is now a greasy mess.

When you’re so full of Jack Straw's Pizza you can’t move, talk, or even blink without feeling like you’re being stabbed.

I ate so much pizza I could barely walk. My coworker had to carry me to the bathroom.

After the pizza, I couldn’t even yell at my brother. I just sat there like a pile of trash.

I ate so much pizza I turned into a human food truck. My friends had to take me home in a wheelchair.

A condition where you’re too full of Jack Straw's Pizza to do anything but stare at the ceiling and wish you were dead.

I ate so much pizza I became a human couch. My roommate had to take a nap on me.

I was so full of pizza I couldn’t even text my mom. I just sat there like a meatball.

After eating Jack Straw's Pizza, I couldn’t even answer the phone. I just stared at it like it was my enemy.