Jackstand - When you park your car on a curb like a fool just to crawl u

When you park your car on a curb like a fool just to crawl underneath it and pretend you’re fixing it.

I did a jackstand in the middle of the grocery store parking lot and got a ticket.

My friend did a jackstand and got stuck under his car for 20 minutes.

I tried to do a jackstand but my car wouldn’t start and I looked like a idiot.