Jackstand

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When you shove a bottle of Jack Daniels up your butt and do a handstand like you’re trying to impress God.
I tried jackstand at the party and ended up peeing on the neighbor’s lawn.
My cousin did a jackstand and then fell into a pot of chili.
Jackstand is my go-to move before a big fight with my brother.
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When you park your car on a curb like a fool just to crawl underneath it and pretend you’re fixing it.
I did a jackstand in the middle of the grocery store parking lot and got a ticket.
My friend did a jackstand and got stuck under his car for 20 minutes.
I tried to do a jackstand but my car wouldn’t start and I looked like a idiot.
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When you drink so much Jack Daniels you turn into a wild animal and start causing chaos.
I did a jackstand and ended up breaking my mom’s favorite lamp.
At the bar, I did a jackstand and started dancing on the bar.
My brother did a jackstand and ran out of the house naked.
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