Jackson'd - You wake up and suddenly realize you’re the only one who can

You wake up and suddenly realize you’re the only one who can save the world because you’re the most caring, weird, and awesome person on Earth.

I woke up and started cleaning my room because I thought I was saving the planet.

I stopped eating meat and started doing the robot because I thought it was a holy mission.

I told my teacher I was going to fix the world and then ran out of the school.