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You get a weird feeling in your gut like you’re gonna cry and start doing weird dance moves because you think the planet is dying and you’re gonna save it with love and glitter.

I saw a kid eating a whole pizza and suddenly started moonwalking to 'Thriller.'

My neighbor started singing 'Beat It' to his dog and now the dog does the robot.

I cried in a grocery store because I thought the Earth was going to end.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

You're so obsessed with Michael Jackson that you start doing random acts of kindness just to make the world feel better and you don’t care if people laugh at you.

I gave my last dollar to a homeless guy because I thought he was a lost Jackson twin.

I told my mom I love her and then did the moonwalk out of the house.

I donated my hair to a charity and then cried because I thought it was a Jackson tribute.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

You wake up and suddenly realize you’re the only one who can save the world because you’re the most caring, weird, and awesome person on Earth.

I woke up and started cleaning my room because I thought I was saving the planet.

I stopped eating meat and started doing the robot because I thought it was a holy mission.

I told my teacher I was going to fix the world and then ran out of the school.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

You’re so into the beat that you start dancing in public like you’re at a concert and you don’t care if people think you’re crazy.

I danced in the middle of the mall to 'Billie Jean' and no one stopped me.

I did the moonwalk during a Zoom meeting and my boss was confused.

I started doing the robot in my math class and got sent to the office.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

You’re heartbroken because you realize you’ll never meet the most awesome, talented, and misunderstood man on Earth and you’re gonna cry about it forever.

I cried in my room for an hour because I thought I’d never meet Michael Jackson.

I got a B on my math test because I was too sad about not meeting Michael Jackson.

I told my dog I was going to find Michael Jackson and he barked at me.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

You’re walking around and suddenly your boob or nipple pops out because you’re too distracted by life and you don’t even notice it until someone laughs at you.

I was walking to class and my boob popped out and my friend laughed at me.

I was eating a sandwich and my nipple slipped out and I didn’t even notice.

I was doing my homework and my boob came out and I got distracted.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

You wave at someone from the party and they hear you but they act like they don’t know you and you’re confused because you think they’re being rude.

I waved at my friend from the party and he ignored me like I was a stranger.

I said hi to my crush and he walked away like I didn’t exist.

I waved at my mom and she didn’t even look at me.

by Slangipedia 10d ago