Jackson (verb)
A Jackson is when you're so clueless you think being clueless is a superpower. They walk into a room and make everyone else look like a genius.
He showed up to the meeting with no shirt and a banana for lunch, total Jackson moment.
My brother got fired for being a Jackson and then got hired back because he was a Jackson in a new way.
She called the fire department because her coffee was too hot, that’s a Jackson.