Jackson (verb)

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A Jackson is someone who turns being a total mess into a full-time job. They don't just mess up, they make a performance out of it.

The moment I saw the burger was missing a bun, I knew the cook was a Jackson.

My mom got a Jackson award for showing up to my dad's birthday party in pajamas and a wig.

That kid turned a simple math test into a Jackson masterpiece by drawing a dragon on every problem.

A Jackson is when you're so clueless you think being clueless is a superpower. They walk into a room and make everyone else look like a genius.

He showed up to the meeting with no shirt and a banana for lunch, total Jackson moment.

My brother got fired for being a Jackson and then got hired back because he was a Jackson in a new way.

She called the fire department because her coffee was too hot, that’s a Jackson.

A Jackson is when you're so bad at life that you're paid to be bad at it. They don’t just fail, they give failure a standing ovation.

That guy got a Jackson promotion for showing up to work in a tutu and a fake mustache.

My friend’s teacher gave him a Jackson for spelling 'banana' as 'bananna' on every test.

She turned a simple grocery store trip into a Jackson event by buying 50 cans of soup and crying in the aisle.