Jackson Time
A type of person who thinks two hours late is just a suggestion, not a rule, and everyone else is just being cruel.
He said he’d be there by 9. It was 11 before he showed up, and he had a soda in his hand.
She was supposed to be at the office by 10. It was 12 before she showed up, and she had a donut in her hand.
He missed his flight because he thought Jackson Time meant showing up whenever he felt like it.