Jackson Time

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When someone's idea of being on time is showing up two hours later, usually with a hangover and a grudge.

I told him the meeting was at 2 PM. He showed up at 4 PM, still eating pizza.

She promised to be there by 6. It was 8 before she showed up, and she was still drunk.

He missed his flight because he thought Jackson Time meant being there by 12.

A style of living where showing up two hours late is not only acceptable, but expected and admired.

He said he’d be there by 7. It was 9 before he showed up, and he brought a friend.

She was supposed to be at work by 8. It was 10 before she showed up, and she had a kid with her.

He missed the party because he thought Jackson Time meant showing up whenever he felt like it.

When someone is so bad at being on time, they’re not just late. They’re like a ghost that shows up two hours after you gave up on them.

He said he’d be there by 3. It was 5 before he showed up, and he was still wearing pajamas.

She was supposed to be at the restaurant by 6. It was 8 before she showed up, and she was still eating dinner.

He missed the concert because he thought Jackson Time meant arriving whenever he felt like it.

A way of life where showing up two hours late is not only normal, but it’s like a sacred tradition that must be followed.

He said he’d be there by 1. It was 3 before he showed up, and he had a bag of chips with him.

She was supposed to be at the meeting by 2. It was 4 before she showed up, and she was still wearing her pajamas.

He missed his appointment because he thought Jackson Time meant showing up whenever he felt like it.

When someone is so lazy, they think being two hours late is the same as being on time, and everyone else is just being mean.

He said he’d be there by 5. It was 7 before he showed up, and he had a burger in his hand.

She was supposed to be at the party by 8. It was 10 before she showed up, and she had a drink in her hand.

He missed the meeting because he thought Jackson Time meant being there whenever he felt like it.

A type of person who thinks two hours late is just a suggestion, not a rule, and everyone else is just being cruel.

He said he’d be there by 9. It was 11 before he showed up, and he had a soda in his hand.

She was supposed to be at the office by 10. It was 12 before she showed up, and she had a donut in her hand.

He missed his flight because he thought Jackson Time meant showing up whenever he felt like it.