Jackson Ponesse
Jackson is my friend who thinks he’s a mortal combat champion and always tells me I’m gonna lose. He’s a football god but loses his mind when he’s annoyed.
He yelled at me for winning mortal combat: 'You’re just lucky!'
He kicked a goal post during practice because I said he was the weakest link
He sent me a message: 'You better bring your A-game or I’ll make you regret it.'