Jackson Ponesse

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Jackson is my buddy who thinks he's the king of mortal combat and always yells at me for being a weak link. He's a beast on the football field but loses his mind if you even look at him wrong.
Jackson: 'You’re gonna regret this!' (right before I beat him in mortal combat)
He tackled me during football practice because I said his haircut was bad
He sent me a DM: 'You better win this or I’ll kick your ass at lunch.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jackson is my bestie who thinks he’s the main character in mortal combat. He’s a football legend but acts like a toddler when he’s mad.
He cried after I beat him in mortal combat because he thought it was a personal attack
He tackled me during practice because I said he looked like a chicken
He texted me: 'You’re gonna get it when I see you tomorrow.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jackson is my friend who thinks he’s a mortal combat champion and always tells me I’m gonna lose. He’s a football god but loses his mind when he’s annoyed.
He yelled at me for winning mortal combat: 'You’re just lucky!'
He kicked a goal post during practice because I said he was the weakest link
He sent me a message: 'You better bring your A-game or I’ll make you regret it.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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