Jackson Ponesse
Jackson is my buddy who thinks he's the king of mortal combat and always yells at me for being a weak link. He's a beast on the football field but loses his mind if you even look at him wrong.
Jackson: 'You’re gonna regret this!' (right before I beat him in mortal combat)
He tackled me during football practice because I said his haircut was bad
He sent me a DM: 'You better win this or I’ll kick your ass at lunch.'