Jackson Melvin
If he has this name, you know he’s not bringing a knife. He’s bringing a whole damn toolbox and if he’s wasted, he’ll take out a lawnmower.
Jackson Melvin brought a toolbox and a lawnmower. The fight ended with everyone tired and the floor destroyed.
He yelled, 'You think you can take me? I’ve got a lawnmower!'
He got drunk and tried to use a lawnmower as a weapon. It didn’t work, but it was funny.