Jackson Melvin

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If a guy has this name you know what's about to happen. He’s bringing a chainsaw to a knife fight and if he’s wasted he’ll stick a telescope on it just to be extra.
Jackson Melvin showed up with a chainsaw and a bottle of whiskey. The fight was over before it started.
He took a sniper scope off a cop’s rifle and stuck it on his chainsaw. No one knows why.
At the bar, he yelled, 'I don’t need a knife, I’ve got a chainsaw and a telescope.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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This name is a death sentence. You know he’s bringing a gun to a knife fight and if he’s wasted, he’ll bring a whole army with him.
Jackson Melvin walked in with a gun and a group of friends. The fight was never fair.
He got drunk and called in a tank. The bar was destroyed.
He said, 'You think this is a knife fight? I brought a tank.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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If he has this name, you know he’s not bringing a knife. He’s bringing a whole damn toolbox and if he’s wasted, he’ll take out a lawnmower.
Jackson Melvin brought a toolbox and a lawnmower. The fight ended with everyone tired and the floor destroyed.
He yelled, 'You think you can take me? I’ve got a lawnmower!'
He got drunk and tried to use a lawnmower as a weapon. It didn’t work, but it was funny.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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