Jackson Honderick
Jackson Honderick is the kind of guy who would tell you to stop being a loser, then throw a pizza at your face because he’s too lazy to cook.
He told me to stop failing at life, then tossed a slice of pepperoni at me like I was a kid who wouldn’t eat vegetables.
At a party, he said, 'If you can’t be cool, be loud,' then screamed into a cup of coffee.
He told me to stop being a failure, then threw a pizza at my head because he was too tired to make a sandwich.