Jackson Honderick

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Jackson Honderick is the kind of guy who would tell you to stop being a loser, then throw a pizza at your face because he’s too lazy to cook.
He told me to stop failing at life, then tossed a slice of pepperoni at me like I was a kid who wouldn’t eat vegetables.
At a party, he said, 'If you can’t be cool, be loud,' then screamed into a cup of coffee.
He told me to stop being a failure, then threw a pizza at my head because he was too tired to make a sandwich.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jackson Honderick is like a mad scientist who also happens to be a terrible friend because he always makes you do weird stuff.
He told me to eat a whole pizza in one bite, then laughed when I choked on it.
He made me wear a hat inside a library because he said it looked cool.
He told me to run around the block while screaming my name, and I did it because I was too scared to say no.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jackson Honderick is the kind of person who would tell you to stop being a mess, then throw a pizza at you for being a mess.
He told me to clean my room, then threw a whole pizza at me for being messy.
He said I was a disaster, then hit me with a pizza like it was a punishment.
He told me I was a mess, then threw a pie in my face because he was too lazy to clean up.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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