jackson holloway
the only person who thinks butt tickles are a sport and has zero friends because he’s too dumb to realize nobody likes him
He said, 'I’m the champion of butt tickles!' when no one was even watching.
He asked the teacher, 'Can I have a gold star for being the best at butt tickles?'
He sent a tweet: 'Jackson Holloway is the king of butt tickles and no one respects him.'