jackson holloway

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the class clown who gets beat up every day and cries like a baby when someone teases him about his tiny wiener

He tried to laugh it off when the bullies said, 'You’re like a chicken with no nuts!'

He cried in the hallway after getting butt tickled by the football team.

He texted me, 'I wish I had a bigger penis so they wouldn’t mock me every day.'

the only person who thinks butt tickles are a sport and has zero friends because he’s too dumb to realize nobody likes him

He said, 'I’m the champion of butt tickles!' when no one was even watching.

He asked the teacher, 'Can I have a gold star for being the best at butt tickles?'

He sent a tweet: 'Jackson Holloway is the king of butt tickles and no one respects him.'

the kid who thinks he’s cool but everyone knows he’s just a sad, gay, butt tickle loser with a wiener the size of a pencil

He said, 'I’m the most popular guy in school!' while the rest of us rolled our eyes.

He walked into the cafeteria like he owned the place, only to get butt tickled by the lunch ladies.

He posted on Instagram: 'No one understands my greatness.' But his caption had a typo.