Jackson Hastie
Jackson Hastie is the worst human being on the planet. His ass is so tight it could hold a million dollars. And that 8.2 inch penis is like a monster in a suit.
He started a fight over a pencil. He won by throwing the pencil at the other kid's face.
He posted a selfie with a crown and 1000 likes. No one cared.
He yelled at the sky because it wasn't paying him enough attention.