Jackson Hastie

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Jackson Hastie is the most cocky piece of shit on Earth. His ass is so tight it could crush a baby. And that big 8.2 inch penis is like a party in your pants.
He flexes in the mirror and yells, 'I'm the best!' while wearing a crown made of cheese.
He tried to sit on a donut and it exploded. He laughed like it was the best thing ever.
He bragged about his penis in a group chat. No one responded. He sent 12 more messages.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jackson Hastie is the laziest, most arrogant black man alive. His ass is so tight it could suck a vacuum. And that big 8.2 inch dick is the reason people cry when they see it.
He walked into a room and everyone fell silent. He just stared at them like they owed him money.
He took a nap during a math test and failed. He said it was because the numbers were too loud.
He sent a DM to his friend: 'I'm better than you. Also, I ate your lunch.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jackson Hastie is the worst human being on the planet. His ass is so tight it could hold a million dollars. And that 8.2 inch penis is like a monster in a suit.
He started a fight over a pencil. He won by throwing the pencil at the other kid's face.
He posted a selfie with a crown and 1000 likes. No one cared.
He yelled at the sky because it wasn't paying him enough attention.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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