Jackson Hastie
Jackson Hastie is the laziest, most arrogant black man alive. His ass is so tight it could suck a vacuum. And that big 8.2 inch dick is the reason people cry when they see it.
He walked into a room and everyone fell silent. He just stared at them like they owed him money.
He took a nap during a math test and failed. He said it was because the numbers were too loud.
He sent a DM to his friend: 'I'm better than you. Also, I ate your lunch.'