Jackson Greene
the guy who thinks he’s 5’10 and posts TikTok videos with the song 'ophelia' like it’s his own. he’s got 1 million followers but can’t even reply to a DM without making it awkward.
tweet: "i eat dirt and i hate dolphins. also, i’m single."
caption: "ieok", after a failed attempt at being cool
group chat message: "the lettucegang is here for you, Jack."