Jackson Greene

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a skanky little twerp who eats dirt for fun and claims to be a martial arts champion even though he’s too skinny to punch anyone. he’s gonna be on welfare by 23 and probably end up in jail for molesting kids.

"is everything okay?", said to a kid who just fell off the bleachers

DM: "epic!", after watching Charli dance for an hour

texted his step mum: "i need more money or i’ll eat the dolphins."

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

the guy who thinks he’s 5’10 and posts TikTok videos with the song 'ophelia' like it’s his own. he’s got 1 million followers but can’t even reply to a DM without making it awkward.

tweet: "i eat dirt and i hate dolphins. also, i’m single."

caption: "ieok", after a failed attempt at being cool

group chat message: "the lettucegang is here for you, Jack."

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

a short-ass dude who thinks he’s famous and owns a song he clearly stole. he’s got a crush on Charli but would rather eat dirt than admit it. he’s a total dry sack.

"i’m 5’10. clearly.", said to a kid who’s 5’3

caption: "i’m single. clearly.", posted after his sister left the video

texted his fan: "you’re not good enough to be in my group chat."

by Slangipedia 2mo ago